Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case ’cause he thinks it’s a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there’s a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened. Eugene Chadbourne

Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case ’cause he thinks it’s a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there’s a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.

Eugene Chadbourne

 

switching gears song by song

How many kinds of picks do you use in a typical gig of 2 or 3 sets of songs? Are you a one pick kinda player, or do you grab a different pick for the kind of picking to be done?
Where are your gear changes made song by song? What do you do most often and why?
a) grab a different pick
b) switch guitars
c) twist knobs on your guitar
d) twist knobs on your amp
e) switch amps
f) effects pedals
g) none of the above, it’s all in the fingers…

fender deal slams fender picks on google page 1

Google “fender guitar picks” today, Easter Sunday, 27 March, 2016 and on page one is musiciansfriend.com, a top fender guitar pick seller. who’s watching the web site though? here’s their listing:

fpvi

OUCH! Can you say:

here at fenderguitarpicks.com we promise not to kick you in the head should you be nice enough to buy from us. we’ll even say thank you and stuff. give you the best prices, too. free shipping.

“Vastly inferior?” Wow.

picks

picks. toothpicks? football picks? lotto picks? nah. guitar picks. wannem? we gottem. you demand? we supply. outrageously low prices. we beat guitarcenter.com’s price per dozen like a rented mule, not that we would ever beat a rented mule, or any mule for that matter… it’s a figure of speech, you realize. we love mules. save the mules baby.

Representative Mule
Representative Mule

Representative Guitar Pick
Representative Guitar Pick

let’s get back in character. looking to buy some guitar picks? pick us. get it? play on words. we’re a riot, eh?

fenderguitarpicks.com. the number one pick of the planet earth. the chosen pick, if you will. hyuk, hyuk. get it? check our prices: fenderguitarpicks.com/buy.

buy guitar plectrums / picks online

If you want to buy guitar plectrum / picks plectrums online, there is no better place on the web than fenderguitarpicks.com. They have the guaranteed lowest prices on fender 351 classic celluloid guitar plectrums picks in all colors and thicknesses, shell, black, white, confetti, thin, medium, heavy and extra heavy. You can’t beat the price, And that’s with free shipping, too. Compare that to the competition.