When you need a guitar pick.
That’s all we sell.
Fender 351 classical Celluloid guitar picks thin, medium, heavy, extra heavy. Original shell, white, black and red white and blue (confetti).
You can buy one, you can buy a dozen, you can buy as many as you want, you can mix and match.
Unlike the song You CAN Always Get what you want. Well, unless we’re out of it oh, but then we’ll tell you before we take your money okay? Tell us what you want and we will send them to you if you pay us.
We usually don’t use tracking numbers. Why? Because attract 1 oz shipment usually cost around $3.50. A dozen guitar picks cost less than that. And if you only want one guitar pick? Think about it. Guitar picks are flat. Even a dozen guitar picks do not weigh an ounce. Why waste your money when you can buy more guitar picks? Or take the guitar pick that you buy from us and learn how to play the guitar and then go get yourself a gig and then meet someone in a bar who thinks you played great and you want to buy him a drink take some home or go home with them and do what you really want to do and why you started doing this in the first place. All that money that you save on guitar picks by not paying for a tracking number that tells you where in the country or guitar pick is when it’s on the same truck as a guitar pick in a plain white envelope from Fenderguitarpicks.Com might just add up some day and be enough to buy that hot object of your desires sitting at the bar with an empty glass the drink that puts them over the brink.
Stick with us. We’ve been around. Sometimes? You really do get what you need.
And even though you want to get laid? What you need right now is a guitar pick. And we just want your money, and we also don’t want to see you wasted on FedEx or UPS or even USPS tracking. We use a US postal service Forever stamp though, and when we can get them will use an Elvis stamp or a Jimi Hendrix stamp or a John Lennon stamp or Janis Joplin or Richie Havens or whatever cool musician we are able to get forever stamps for. So you can be patriotic, support the USPS, some of you people are Old-Timers and remember the good old days of people going postal we got to support the tradition man. And Ladies of course. And all you other genders out there too? We love you all.